ixnay-on-the-oddk:

    doodleniks:

    I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

    Oh god

    (Source: awkward-elevator, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

    fearlesspenelope:

    jamesdayz:

    zackisontumblr:

    meanplastic:

    THE ENEMY

    the most stressful post on this website

    the paain

    I see these in my nightmares..

    I waited…I actually waited 

    (Source: 7at1stroke, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

  1. sextspert:

    superwholock-at-hogwarts:

    chevvybar:

    hiddlestalker:

    lifehackable:

    More Life Hacks Here

    Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
    Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
    Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
    Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
    Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
    Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
    Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
    Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
    Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
    Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
    Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

    Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

    year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

    year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

    (via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

    lmnpnch:

    Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.

    YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (via equion)

  2. carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

    I have two moods 

    One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

    the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

    there is no inbetween

    (Source: lydiamartuin, via equion)

    smaugchiefestofcalamities:

    Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

    (via equion)

  3. amimamano:

    La reencarnación de Natalie Dormer

    (via laugh-addict)

    jules616:

    Agreed.

    JLA #90.

    (via halfbakedpoet)

    (Source: shelleyhenign, via sharmaniac)

    (Source: sexwithstefan, via halewinchester)

  4. bombing:

    i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

    (via wolf-and-dragon)

    rustypolished:

    rustypolished:

    I missed two solid weeks of these so now I feel bad. I’m sorry this is kind of a rush job but I literally just got home from SDCC and I’m trying super hard to catch up! 

    This giveaway is going to be a little different since I want to give people more than just a few hours to enter - so rather than ending tonight I’ll end it on Wednesday.

    • Someone is going to win a lacrosse hoodie
    • Any size, any character (new characters are coming soon-ish)
    • Shipped anywhere
    • Like and/or reblog to enter! Don’t spam or be a jerk because it’ll break the notes and ruin my day. 
    • This giveaway ends on WEDNESDAY, JULY 30th at 10 PM, PST.

    !BONUS! This week’s winner will also get one of the SDCC EXCLUSIVE BEASTIARIES. I managed to grab a couple extra at the con. The beastiary and the hoodie will ship separately but to the same address, free of charge. 

    As always, hoodies are available here.

    This is over today! I almost forgot :I

    (via blaineswolf)

    flowerfaeriee:

    blackcatwildfox:

    Scout Willis, arguably one of the coolest chicks around, recently posted these photos on twitter after instagram deleted her account for breaking community guidelines even though men like Dan Bilzerian are totally free to objectify women’s bodies and don’t get any form of censorship whatsoever. Scout’s protest is more about the ability to post freely on istagram, its about fighting for the right for women to be able to have control over their bodies. Think about it, it’s 2014 and women are still shamed for breast feeding in public yet women are constantly objectified and sexualized in the media. #freethenipple

    My hero

    (via morgans-dom)